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SNL 2 Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Donghae, Sungmin

Donghae: Hey, did you guys hear from the manager?
Kyuhyun: What?
Donghae: He said we have to participate in the couple dance competition this week.
Kyuhyun: What? It's already hard enough to dance alone at this age, and they want us to do couple dance? That means there's gonna be a lot of new idols, and we're so gonna lose!
Donghae: Exactly! Why are the kids these days so good in dancing? I think we'll have to practice all night for the whole week.
Kyuhyun: Oh no!
Ryeowook: Stop whining, what's the big deal? Just do it, we don't even have to practice.
Kyuhyun: Yah, Kim Ryeowook! I already know that you got a partner and practice behind stage everyday!
Donghae: WHAT!
Ryeowook: No, I don't.
Donghae: You bastard! Tell us the truth, did you do it or not?
 *Sungmin comes in*
Sungmin: Man, it's pouring outside....
Ryeowook: Hey Sungmin hyung, you're here!
Donghae: Yah, Kim Ryeowook, come here! I said tell the truth! Did you do it, or not?
Sungmin: Do what? (confused)
Ryeowook (to Donghae): Fine, I did it. Happy?
Kyuhyun: I knew it! When did you do it?
Ryeowook: That day when I drank with Ji-Yeon, we did it in the practice room.
Sungmin: In the p-practice room? Omg Ryeowook....(thinks that they're talking about sex)
Donghae (to Ryeowook): Oh so that's why you took her out that day.
Kyuhyun (to Ryeowook): You did it cuz you were feeling good after the drinks, huh. I thought you were getting less flexible these days...so how did you do?
Sungmin: Hey, hey, hey, what're you saying?! Don't say such things out loud, someone might hear us!
Ryeowook (to Donghae & Kyuhyun): Why are you only accusing me?! You guys did too! Yah, Cho Kyuhyun, you did it countless times, didn't you?!
Kyuhyun: Fine, I did it too! To be honest, there are too many hot-blooded idols these days, so the only way for us to win them is to do it a lot! That way we get better at it!
Ryeowook: So how many times did you do it?
Kyuhyun: A lot...
Ryeowook: With who?
Kyuhyun: I can't remember all....I did it once with Hae-Yeon....Min-Ji...Sung-Ah...and Eun-Joo...
Donghae: WHAT?! Eun-Joo?! Did she have time for it?
Kyuhyun: Yeah.
Donghae: That bitch! She said no when I begged her to do it with me just once!
Kyuhyun: Lol
Sungmin: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!!! Hey, Cho Kyuhyun. You have a girlfriend, don't you?! You shouldn't do such a thing! You're a jerk!
Kyuhyun: Wth, do you only do it with your girlfriend, hyung? You should do it with a lot of different girls so that you can learn new techniques!
Sungmin: Omg...
Donghae (to Sungmin): He's right, hyung. Don't tell me you only do it with your girlfriend.
Sungmin: Isn't that how it should be?!! Of course I only do it with my girlfriend!
Ryeowook: Well, girlfriend's good, cuz you can do it whenever you want.
Donghae: Exactly. You know, last time, I was doing it by myself, like, sweating hard in front of the practice room mirror....and I was just about the get to the climax...But then!!!
Ryeowook: Then??!!
Donghae: SNSD saw me.
Sungmin: WHAT???!!!!!! You got caught doing that??!!!
Kyuhyun: So anyway, everybody was doing it without telling others, am I right? Hey, Sungmin hyung, you're doing it well too, aren't you?
Sungmin: sdflj;klwfjdg What? What do you mean I do it well, what do you want me to say, huh? What?!!
Ryeowook: Why ask? Sungmin hyung's girlfriend's really good at it.
Sungmin: Yah, Kim Ryeowook!!! How do you know?! How do you know my girlfriend's good at it?!
Ryeowook: Cuz I did it with her!
Sungmin: !!!!!!!!!!
Ryeowook (to Donghae & Kyuhyun): You guys did it with her too, right?
Kyuhyun: Yeah, she was real good.
Donghae: Very good.
Sungmin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
Donghae: Hyung, don't get too upset. Sharing is caring.
Sungmin: No way, you-
Ryeowook: Since we got busted anyway, why don't we all do it together? We can fix each other's movements, and probably change partners too.
Donghae: Great idea. And even if we don't have partners, so what? We can do it with each other, right?
Kyuhyun: Yeah, since we're all here, let's give it a try now.
Sungmin: WHAT!!!!!!! NO!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!