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Donghae:
Hey, did you guys hear from the manager?
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Kyuhyun:
What?
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Donghae:
He said we have to participate in the couple dance competition this week.
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Kyuhyun:
What? It's already hard enough to dance alone at this age, and they want us to do couple dance? That means there's gonna be a lot of new idols, and we're so gonna lose!
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Donghae:
Exactly! Why are the kids these days so good in dancing? I think we'll have to practice all night for the whole week.
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Kyuhyun:
Oh no!
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Ryeowook:
Stop whining, what's the big deal? Just do it, we don't even have to practice.
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Kyuhyun:
Yah, Kim Ryeowook! I already know that you got a partner and practice behind stage everyday!
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Donghae:
WHAT!
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Ryeowook:
No, I don't.
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Donghae:
You bastard! Tell us the truth, did you do it or not?
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*Sungmin comes in*
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Sungmin:
Man, it's pouring outside....
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Ryeowook:
Hey Sungmin hyung, you're here!
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Donghae:
Yah, Kim Ryeowook, come here! I said tell the truth! Did you do it, or not?
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Sungmin:
Do what? (confused)
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Ryeowook (to Donghae):
Fine, I did it. Happy?
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Kyuhyun:
I knew it! When did you do it?
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Ryeowook:
That day when I drank with Ji-Yeon, we did it in the practice room.
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Sungmin:
In the p-practice room? Omg Ryeowook....(thinks that they're talking about sex)
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Donghae (to Ryeowook):
Oh so that's why you took her out that day.
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Kyuhyun (to Ryeowook):
You did it cuz you were feeling good after the drinks, huh. I thought you were getting less flexible these days...so how did you do?
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Sungmin:
Hey, hey, hey, what're you saying?! Don't say such things out loud, someone might hear us!
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Ryeowook (to Donghae & Kyuhyun):
Why are you only accusing me?! You guys did too! Yah, Cho Kyuhyun, you did it countless times, didn't you?!
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Kyuhyun:
Fine, I did it too! To be honest, there are too many hot-blooded idols these days, so the only way for us to win them is to do it a lot! That way we get better at it!
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Ryeowook:
So how many times did you do it?
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Kyuhyun:
A lot...
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Ryeowook:
With who?
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Kyuhyun:
I can't remember all....I did it once with Hae-Yeon....Min-Ji...Sung-Ah...and Eun-Joo...
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Donghae:
WHAT?! Eun-Joo?! Did she have time for it?
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Kyuhyun:
Yeah.
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Donghae:
That bitch! She said no when I begged her to do it with me just once!
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Kyuhyun:
Lol
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Sungmin:
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!!! Hey, Cho Kyuhyun. You have a girlfriend, don't you?! You shouldn't do such a thing! You're a jerk!
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Kyuhyun:
Wth, do you only do it with your girlfriend, hyung? You should do it with a lot of different girls so that you can learn new techniques!
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Sungmin:
Omg...
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Donghae (to Sungmin):
He's right, hyung. Don't tell me you only do it with your girlfriend.
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Sungmin:
Isn't that how it should be?!! Of course I only do it with my girlfriend!
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Ryeowook:
Well, girlfriend's good, cuz you can do it whenever you want.
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Donghae:
Exactly. You know, last time, I was doing it by myself, like, sweating hard in front of the practice room mirror....and I was just about the get to the climax...But then!!!
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Ryeowook:
Then??!!
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Donghae:
SNSD saw me.
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Sungmin:
WHAT???!!!!!! You got caught doing that??!!!
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Kyuhyun:
So anyway, everybody was doing it without telling others, am I right? Hey, Sungmin hyung, you're doing it well too, aren't you?
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Sungmin:
sdflj;klwfjdg What? What do you mean I do it well, what do you want me to say, huh? What?!!
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Ryeowook:
Why ask? Sungmin hyung's girlfriend's really good at it.
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Sungmin:
Yah, Kim Ryeowook!!! How do you know?! How do you know my girlfriend's good at it?!
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Ryeowook:
Cuz I did it with her!
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Sungmin:
!!!!!!!!!!
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Ryeowook (to Donghae & Kyuhyun):
You guys did it with her too, right?
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Kyuhyun:
Yeah, she was real good.
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Donghae:
Very good.
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Sungmin:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
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Donghae:
Hyung, don't get too upset. Sharing is caring.
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Sungmin:
No way, you-
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Ryeowook:
Since we got busted anyway, why don't we all do it together? We can fix each other's movements, and probably change partners too.
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Donghae:
Great idea. And even if we don't have partners, so what? We can do it with each other, right?
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Kyuhyun:
Yeah, since we're all here, let's give it a try now.
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Sungmin:
WHAT!!!!!!! NO!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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